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“Small soldier’s latrine”

St Mawes Castle in Cornwall, UK is among the best-preserved of Henry VIII’s coastal artillery fortresses.  It is worth a visit to see the architecture and decoration, and to learn about a time when England faced invasion by Spain.

Among its many well preserved features is a “small soldier’s latrine.”

I asked the guide where the latrine was for the big soldiers.  She didn’t know.  Average sized soldiers?  No, just the one latrine.

Maybe all the soldiers came in one size in 1540.

More advice from the cowman

We had loaded a trailer of bales and were making our way to the barn when some of the bales slid off.  The foreman came over fast and asked us what had happened.  Well, he did not actually ask and did not use exactly those words.

Quick as a flash, Jim defused the situation.  “Swearing is a waste of time,” he said, “save yer breath for breathing.”

“He or she”

You frequently read or hear sentences such as this:

“When a manager makes a decision, he or she has to consider all the facts.”

This “he or she” (have you ever read “she or he”?) has become the norm of pretend inclusivity.  The writer believes they are parading liberal values and are sending a message of inclusion and harmony.

Yet, the writer is making the exact opposite impact that they are intending to make.  They state that the people of the world are divided into two types: males and females.  Instead of creating a universal connection, they are emphasising a partition.

There has been a healthy and open debate in the UK over the previous two years about gender definition and sexuality.  This debate has challenged the stereotype of humans as being either male or female.

So, if you are broadminded and modern, why stop at only two types of gender identity?  Why not be brave and write:

“When a manager makes a decision, she or he or lesbian or gay or bisexual or transgender or questioning has to consider all the facts”

A second technique employed by authors who wish to parade their liberal attitudes and assert equality, is to switch gender at the start of a chapter or new section.  No, the author does not change gender, I mean the subject they are writing about.

The protagonist – a manager, for example – hitherto masculine, has now changed gender.   This is distracting and irritating.

You hurriedly scan the previous paragraphs, searching for the initial reference to this newly mentioned female.  Have you jumped a page?  Have they undergone an operation or has a miracle occurred?

No, changing the gender of the protagonist is an attempt at inclusion and to provide balance.  Yet, by doing so, they divide the world in two and draw attention to differences – the exact opposite of their original intent.

So, am I going to analyse and criticise, but provide no positive ideas?  Well, how about this:

“When a manager makes a decision, they have to consider all the facts.”